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Monday, January 20, 2020

Adult Origin 2



Adult Origin 2
Mon, 1/20 10:58PM • 31:23
SUMMARY KEYWORDS
shit, fucking, nigga, bitch, niggas, car, fuck, podcast, crack, burned, cousin, black, mom, driving, kiss, feel, house, bro, anchor, sister

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Oh, wow. Okay, okay. Yes, if you haven't heard about it, its anchor and if you haven't heard about anchor it's the easiest way to make podcasts. Let me explain how it's free. There's creation tools that allow you to edit your podcast right from your phone or computer and I did that. You know, an anchor will distribute your podcast for you. So I can be heard on Spotify, Apple podcasts and many more. You can make money from your podcasts with no minimum listenership. And it's everything you need to make podcasts in one place. Download anchor from the app store or go to anchor.fm. To get started. I use anchor a lot and I use the little editing thing that they talk about at the effects and you can add music from Apple Music and Spotify Premium to So it's pretty neat. I recommend anchor if you want to start making a podcast for yourself All right. Okay, so yeah, I got to the point where I got the job and I was donating plasma and I was making resumes every day. Like I wasn't smoking weed anymore I literally spent all year renting those free DVDs from the fucking library that the new ones for $1 now I mean the old ass for free ones I watched Lethal Weapon 1234 and I didn't know Lethal Weapon had a three and a four fucking you know, I got addicted to rigs Why dude named Riggs was such a negative. He was like a pit bull in the beginning and then that nigga got old and a lethal weapon show but you know, saying Riggs Riggs I got a heart like rigs You know, I'm saying like, fuck it. Fuck if I'm getting old. I'm still gonna break and take off. You feel me? But yeah, I was a security guard at us security associates. I got hired. I really got hired on October 14, one of the 2016 but the HR bitch made me put another day but when she turned her head I put the date that I wanted to put and then she got mad at me and she told me to correct it and I said, Look, that's the day that the other HR lady said I would like to extend an offer to you. Either you could terminate me now or you could just turn it in like I filled it out. I'm not have food. Have you lied to me about the date I applied to and take back some days off. So, I'm in training and there's this guy that smells like shit. There's black chick, her ass crack is sticking out, all supporting shit. Like her ass crack is sticking out at me like her ass crack is like calling my penis. It's like stick it in me like, you know you bought a house like Dan's most awkward situation and I'll sit next to this guy. He was so fat I could tell he couldn't wipe his ass correctly because he just smelt like shit. Yeah, smell you get when you wipe your ass for the first time, and you smell the skin on your ass but you smell the shit and you can build a shit on the other side of the toilet paper not on your fingers but you can feel how smooth the shit is that you're wiping out of your asshole off of your asshole out of your ass crack. On the other side, y'all said it's like when you walk on a solid surface, you slip and fall. It's coming I like that. But we're your fingers tissue over I'm so you don't get shit in your fingernails. But uh sorry I got the flu like keep fucking snorting my nose. I don't think I have any tissue on deck so bad to tough it out but yeah like a start at were good and after that I was bombed my mom's toilet or some shit and I think I fucking wrecked it drive Oh my cousin I had a bomb in the car I had we like her and here's what happened I told her to look in the back for the bong and I fucked up instead of driving to where she needed to go. I turned my head around and we're returning down this negative thing and I guess I took my eyes off the wheel for too long and I made us wreck and we didn't even really wreck but I hit this nigga sign and then after like the car stops Like my cousin was like, Oh no, we need to get out and I just told her look, Bro, I mean I'm just gonna pull over to this gas station and call AAA and pretty much the car stops and bucking the fucking I forgot to put neutral on and shit I should have put neutral on so I could have taken the car pushed it to that gas station and call triple A but I bought and I had to take Uber all the way home and shit. My cousin loaned me like 60 bucks and it was just horrible. My nigga like the shit was just horrible. Like I had to my cousin ended up getting a $200 check for those niggas and shit like that. Then we really didn't talk anymore after that because she was too scared to get in a car with me. So after that I still have my job security place. You feel me I lost all the Laker I had I didn't lose another A weed but I lost all the liquor I had I lost all the liquor I had and my other like security guard uniforms they were in the car and then we went somewhere to drop off the car keys and I was like where's the car at because I need to get into the car to get the shit out of the car and it's fucking fat next can do it said oh actually the car's not here it says another location and they wanted the keys to the car because the insurance paid the car off but the insurance let these fucking like I'm not racist but I'm Scott said that the fucking insurance company let those dirty fucking Goombas keep the car yes and I know my homeboys dad is a mechanic but that Nick is retarded sometimes. I know that's why his hairline grows fucked up. But you know I'm saying like the oil pan was fucked up in a radiator cracked. So I'm like wow. And it really the airbags disengaged but like I was just like other than that what's wrong with the car? How's it towboat I was like okay two tires are flat the radiators cracked. I'm like Okay, get a new radiator get a new oil pan it's all good two new tires you know saying replace the airbags fix the windshield you know saying it's not it's not total the engine wasn't like smash the car wasn't smashed it was still all in working order near the very end and shit at the scariest fucking part so the other benefits me opposite the insurance lady kept saying it was told and I told her I said look, Bro, I make like $100 every week like I have enough money to get that car thick. So why are you trying to hold on to it and they said they let the bucking niggas that we got the car note from now and they paid car note off so the insurance pays the car note off but they decided to keep the car which is wow never fuck with infinity I would never fuck with infinity I swear to god I'll never fuck with you dirty fucking bastard to let those Mexicans take my car already know someone's driving that shit around to this day it probably has a shitty car facts but someone's driving that shit around and I'm angry because okay yeah radiator costs a shit ton of money oil paint costs a shit ton of money, but a crack okay yeah and a faulty airbag system but come on we hit a fucking like, the car went over the bucket Island thing and it hit like a stop sign or some shit. And basically it didn't knock the whole stop sign over and the stop sign that didn't get knocked over like fucked up a whole bunch of shit under the car as I know that Cars are basically cars or negotiate. Like I saw a Mexican like their car was so fucked up their whole front bumper was gone and I saw these like KoolAid jugs in the front. And I'm like, wait, those are all the that's all the fluid for the internship all that shits made out of plastic. Like no wonder that shit breaks that shit cracks like Oh, it was $1,500 plastic jug that held your fucking oil. Wow. No no radiator just hold water. The radiator all the radiator is some fucking jug that holds water in your fucking car is also fucking mad. I'm just like all it is shit like No wonder Mexicans will get under that I'll put some masking tape over that fucking plastic because it's plastic. The fog is like damn like these niggas couldn't make the shit out of 10 or anything else I get it the chemicals get out it needs to be in plastic but I mean God damn we got bulletproof glass. Seok niggas can't make a plastic jug that won't break if a car hits another car doing this shit on purpose they want the shit the crack so they go have to buy more shit but fucking digress that's neither here nor there but get over it and then my mom gave me this car she gave to my uncle because my uncle's a meth head and he gave it back to her and long story short, it was horrible. I think he have the Freon out of the fuckin compressor. I had spent over $3,000 fixing that car and I was making like eight $900 every fucking week bro or security out on the drive from San Bernardino to Corona. So it's not like I drove super far. It was just 30 minutes, you know, like 2020 miles, maybe like Oh, they didn't even feel like 20 miles just Get off at six in the morning and I'd be surrounded by traffic you know and I know it sounds racist as fuck but every time I look to see who was driving next to me it would always be a Mexican. Like I play this game in the car if I saw a white person or a black person instead of like 20 next kids around me like turn the radio up a little bit higher awesome yeah, like oh, there's some diversity there there's some diversity Becca diversity there. Oh, that's this is majority shit. Let's turn the music down. Oh shit. Oh, that versity Turn it up. You know, I don't know. turned it up for diversity and turn it down for majority It was a stupid game I played in my car but it made me feel at home and that's where I became friends with this nigga named after you. And after a couple of months of working there, I was like supervisor for like five months all Spoken like I wouldn't say the hottest chick but it My personal opinion and her considering her body and her personality. The only thing that really fucked our relationship up was that her sister is ugly bitch who wants to control her life. Like, you know the dig off of Naruto that controls the puppets or you know, the saucer II or that other nigga conquer Oh the puppet dig is as the type of nigga her sister is. Her sister is the puppet master like her sister like fucking put those you know you remember looking up the mango off of one piece how to niggas powers is he can make strings shoot inside of you and take you control you like a puppet that you do fucked up things. That's that's what his sister that's what her sister is her sister is Don Quixote Doflamingo but the bitch looks like Shrek. She said she got a base from her dad. She got her face from the swamp and a bucket down. That's where she got a face from. That's right. latanya Jackson You're still ugly fat Brillo pad headed bitch and your sister well tyanna Jackson you still the most beautiful bitch I was stuck penis said sorry I'll talk to shit about you sister. But yeah like you know and I was supervisor for about like five six months and I got I got removed from the post because black bitch made some shit out but this other black bitch like Bates shut up together to get rid of me and had that you got let go because this fucking gay Mexican dude David Antonio call the cops and shake because this pregnant bitch went over the so it was it was like some Gotham shit and I'll just had got hooked on the golf show so I was just like I was just some bullshit I was chillin I was just like, the security just made it they go watch Netflix it was the easiest job ever and I actually did actual work so I don't know why they wanted to remove me all that Mexican died did was invite his gay boyfriend over suck his dick and then fall asleep at the booth. He would literally suck it up then going to move he would literally suck it up and going. So I don't know I don't know what what all that was about but I had to let it all fucking go and like when when it all happened and shit and it all went down. I had went to the office to get another post and they gave me another post and I was trying to you know, I'm saying I was trying to like, see if I could talk to somebody who charges like I was doing all this supervisor shit like, you know, I didn't I didn't do it because I wanted to do it. I literally did it because the supervisor made me do it. So I told him I said look man you know, he You're making me do like all this manager shit for like five months. So like either, you know, I gotta talk to your boss and see what's up about a promotion because if I can't get one that I might decide to quit and then she just said that that niggas not here and that he doesn't really want to talk to anybody unless he wants to talk to them. So I waited until the office closed in my car and I just stopped all the tires out of one of the trucks and drove away and shit. You know, I got fired. I think this guy told snitched on me. His name's john della Santos. This big, fat curly head at Rocco's modern life looking motherfucker, but you know what? I was his boss, and he told me he stole like two or $500 from his girlfriend's Bob and his girlfriend, his girlfriend's mom was letting them stay with them. So it means a piece of shit still from his girlfriend. Then of course he's a piece of shit to snitch on the negative The gist that I shared a beer with that nigga smoker from until years job and he was like my right hand man that nigga was like my star screen so lol only makes sense if I'm negatron and this nigga Starscream that Starscream always wants to plug negatron over because our screen wants to be the head they get charged so then they go fuck be over. He didn't get the promotion they gave to the gay backs can do I didn't get shit I got fired. And I charged nigga up online I charged a lot of niggas up online and all stressed out ALS and I barely became a left driver and I was still donate plasma doing that. Took a piss and my penis started burning. Then my house burned down after I took two Bennett drills and two terminals. And my mom was screaming like she was having a bucket stroke and I just dragged her out of the house because their shit was on fire. And it was horrible. It was just horrible. It was hell like shit was hell like after that tyanna left me basically she said some stupid shit about you have to have yourself together before we're together and I'm like, bitch, that's an act of God. Like that's what the fuck you mean? It's not like I was smoking drugs and got fired from my job like, I got fired for some bullshit. And then my house burned down like Okay, I get it what I did with the job. It was my fault. But you literally left me because I had no house. She wasn't living with me but like, Damn that you weren't even living with me. Why did you leave me because I had no house like I really wish I could have lived through her but I don't think that would have been possible but I just got mad that That I got left for some shit that I couldn't control and then did but shut up in a relationship because she would have got back with me the next morning and I fucking ruined everything by talking shit about her on Facebook. And I don't know man, you know when you're a dark girl and your eyes are kinky and you just black as fuck like some about your pussy man. There's some about your person when you fuck a bitch like that. You feel that she's Squeezie dick, man. You have the trip row. It's like, it's like, I was on crack. But I wasn't really on crack. You feel me? I felt like a crack addict. I felt like an alcoholic. I felt like a meth head. I felt like one of those heroin addicts You know, I'm saying I didn't care about her feelings. I didn't care how I look at it care how I made her look, I just I want it niggas know like, oh, like, I need this purse you like I was trying to other niggas to tell Party. No, just get back with me awesome. I need you shit and this one bitch are a member. I don't even want to say her name. You know what? That's no this isn't even her real name. So flora. Flora fucking her baby daddy is a piece of shit named Joel and all he does is sit at the house and play computer games and he smokes all her fucking he eats all that food. He doesn't apply for jobs and shit. Right? Pretty much like Kevin, but before Kevin like Joel. So he's our baby daddy. And he's a piece of shit. And she had the nerve to lie on the Facebook comment and say and say that I left the father of my child and kick them out and I'll Like, no you didn't know you did it bro. He lives with you bike. He lives with you. And he fucking I told her I said he lives with you and he fucking you take care of him and feed him and shit like and you can't kick him out like I told her I said, Look, you're supposed to be my friend. You're supposed to convince the girl I want to be with it. I'm a good guy and shit. And, and all that extra shit. You're supposed to tell her about how good of an egg I am not tolerated at all. It's a good thing that she broke up with me. Then she apologized to me about it like years later, like I was in Alaska, and she was right before I went to France and she hit me up and she said that she was sorry for what she did and she understands if I don't ever want to hear from her again. But that was submitted. shit like I was some really real shit like the shit was so fucking real that I got so mad because I'll smell the focus man for like two three years so to have a motherfucker that was my friend that long and to me beautiful vegetable pussy that good that I fell in love with I'm thinking you're my friend you might be a female but you're my friend so you know I know you're with a piece of shit you know I'm not a piece of shit I talked to you know the girl I'm with is not a piece of shit already know her sister was a controlling bitch Knower sister was a controlling bitch and I wish I could just take it all back and not say a word not even retaliate to the insults or anything but I let it go you know saying I apologize. She said she doesn't hold grudges but every time we talk and I find her on social media she blocks me so she still feels some type of way. I don't really feel like I'm in love anymore like I'm a stalker. Like I just let it go. I just remember her name and her fucking names burned in my fucking mine tyanna Jackson. Like her pussy was so tight. We fucked about economy lot But there was one time bro she got on top of me. And she squeezed my dick inside of her bro and it hurt my big on God It hurt my big like, if I look at my dick right now. Matter of fact, y'all niggas can't see me so I can Yep, I can see this spot like I don't know y'all y'all think this is weird but you ever had someone else's skin fibers run into your so deep that it like I'm a yellow black nigga so you know like she was dark spot like dark black so I felt like her pussy skin fibrous got permanently burned into the tip of my penis. Awesome like, you know like what a rug burn is but like, I got rug burned by the pussy but it was a good route for like it felt good. I think the only person I know that complained about getting rug burned by Percy was fucking dust. And he was fucking this fine black chick named Bill. I guess he ruined shit, but you know, it wasn't about all that doing in shit or getting shit for me. I mean, it was back then. But that was the most traumatizing moment in my life. And I remember after my house burned down I'll smoking a lot of alien algae in my car. I was listening to fucking prusa that fucking rapper. Chance the Rapper. I was listening to cocoa butter kisses. I couldn't stop listening to that song. And I'll just sit in my car and I'll cry and I'll smoke weed. And Red Cross gave us like $500 we got a hotel room then we couldn't get a refund for the last couple hundred dollars and then we drove all the way to my cousin's house and stay where it was just horrible. It was just hell like and then my cousin was overcharging my mom for rent and food. I didn't know my cousin was overcharging my mom's food. Now my cousin sold my mom a fridge for $300 then my mom, fucking No, no, no, my cousin sold my mom a fridge worth $300 for $800. And, to this day, actually found out from my other cousin that because it did the shit with the fridge and the open We're charging my mom for rent shit she's telling everybody that I burn the house down yeah that's that's actually new news but back into the story I mean I guess not really story but I guess events of the past and shit I fucking also traumatized I didn't want to date anymore because I know I wanted a dark black girl with chinky eyes but I wasn't ready to have sex or open my heart out to another person because I I just felt fucking empty like I had a dream I saw this like tall beautiful dark bitch and she was butt naked in like I was kissing her like I was just I was like, I was like sauced out in my dream My God walk up to like five Black bitch not just kiss the bitch awesome. nega shit not awesome I'm grabbing titties and ass and I'm not saying trying to rub pussy thirsty nigga kiss a bit like no I just like grab the bitch by the chin kiss through real quick and she just looked at me like Alice kissing hose and hose walking away from me smiling like maybe I should maybe I should follow this nigga is random motherfucker just kiss me but y'all saying maybe but you feel me so when this shit happened and that was black chick she was naked knows a dream and were about to have sex and my ex pops out of nowhere and pushes the hell out of the way and I wake up from the dream just crying. All go for the dream crying I think the only other time I had a dream about her is when went to a bar Some nigga shit went down and I dropped one of her ex boyfriends because that nigga tried to like killer or something. And we were all in a bar together. She told me that she will protect me. And other than that, like I had to get over it I was I was dating like random black chicks not smugly with them, but I wouldn't fuck them. And then I had this one girlfriend named Kiki that kind of was it was it my girlfriend and we bug and she told me to dinner and I put my deck out but not at all over. She sucked my deck. And I tried to leave and she said, Oh, no, you can't leave. You gotta give me some more that. You can't just leave soppec there again. And I left my phone and my Batman backpack and a fucking house and it's called me and I had a new phone. And she's told me that she was moving to San Bernardino and I told her it was over. I was like Monday guy live out here and you're trying live out there like a when I told her I live on my mom's like, yo, we should be together like you know I told her I was mad at her like because you have to move I'm not gonna stop you from moving but I'm mad and she wanted to video chat with me and maybe I should have video chat at where her but now you know and she was a famous black chick Her name is Mark kisa babers so apparently she was the shit back in 2015 like she was well world famous like this bitch had a record label deal. I could tell she had a record label deal because I can see how broke she was when we first got together. And what tripped me out was how broke she was when we first got together like on everything but I don't know that's that's the dark bits that I should have married because me and her agreed on Megan names her son she was like I would have a son and and I was like, Yo awesome. boondock shit awesome. nipissing shit like nah bro like it was just horrible but like I had to let it all go and then once I did once I did like it was easier to move on but I can't lie on I fucked a raw and I'm not at all over but shit like that it felt like all the stress in the house buyer like was all over ass crack but you know saying like I felt that nigga heartbreak again and I just kind of left it alone You know I didn't want to I didn't want to do this shit. I didn't wanna I didn't want to like jeopardize shit I didn't want to like risk my heart and and i'm right at the 30 minute mark for this but you know this is goes to the next part. Basically when I'm I'm staying in Casa del Sol's apart Middle School my mom after the house fire after we move out from liberal my cousin and the year should be 2017 so that's where the next podcast will continue. This podcast is just like the first podcast before this is origin. This podcast is origin part two, the podcast before this podcast is origin part one. So the next podcast that'll finish this story's gonna be origin part three this is podcast is about all the horrible shit that I went through the first three to four years that I was living in California and I really went for some horrible shit dude. Like I went for some shifts so horrible 30 minutes is not enough to fill it all up, but fucking for some reason the stupid ass anchor fucking browser fucking shit says I need to download Yeah yeah, you can use any app on your computer then upload the file. Wow, that's that's fucking stupid soccer record for fucking 16

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