Adult
Origin 2
Mon,
1/20 10:58PM • 31:23
SUMMARY
KEYWORDS
shit,
fucking, nigga, bitch, niggas, car, fuck, podcast, crack, burned,
cousin, black, mom, driving, kiss, feel, house, bro, anchor, sister
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podcast for yourself All right. Okay, so yeah, I got to the point
where I got the job and I was donating plasma and I was making
resumes every day. Like I wasn't smoking weed anymore I literally
spent all year renting those free DVDs from the fucking library that
the new ones for $1 now I mean the old ass for free ones I watched
Lethal Weapon 1234 and I didn't know Lethal Weapon had a three and a
four fucking you know, I got addicted to rigs Why dude named Riggs
was such a negative. He was like a pit bull in the beginning and then
that nigga got old and a lethal weapon show but you know, saying
Riggs Riggs I got a heart like rigs You know, I'm saying like, fuck
it. Fuck if I'm getting old. I'm still gonna break and take off. You
feel me? But yeah, I was a security guard at us security associates.
I got hired. I really got hired on October 14, one of the 2016 but
the HR bitch made me put another day but when she turned her head I
put the date that I wanted to put and then she got mad at me and she
told me to correct it and I said, Look, that's the day that the other
HR lady said I would like to extend an offer to you. Either you could
terminate me now or you could just turn it in like I filled it out.
I'm not have food. Have you lied to me about the date I applied to
and take back some days off. So, I'm in training and there's this guy
that smells like shit. There's black chick, her ass crack is sticking
out, all supporting shit. Like her ass crack is sticking out at me
like her ass crack is like calling my penis. It's like stick it in me
like, you know you bought a house like Dan's most awkward situation
and I'll sit next to this guy. He was so fat I could tell he couldn't
wipe his ass correctly because he just smelt like shit. Yeah, smell
you get when you wipe your ass for the first time, and you smell the
skin on your ass but you smell the shit and you can build a shit on
the other side of the toilet paper not on your fingers but you can
feel how smooth the shit is that you're wiping out of your asshole
off of your asshole out of your ass crack. On the other side, y'all
said it's like when you walk on a solid surface, you slip and fall.
It's coming I like that. But we're your fingers tissue over I'm so
you don't get shit in your fingernails. But uh sorry I got the flu
like keep fucking snorting my nose. I don't think I have any tissue
on deck so bad to tough it out but yeah like a start at were good and
after that I was bombed my mom's toilet or some shit and I think I
fucking wrecked it drive Oh my cousin I had a bomb in the car I had
we like her and here's what happened I told her to look in the back
for the bong and I fucked up instead of driving to where she needed
to go. I turned my head around and we're returning down this negative
thing and I guess I took my eyes off the wheel for too long and I
made us wreck and we didn't even really wreck but I hit this nigga
sign and then after like the car stops Like my cousin was like, Oh
no, we need to get out and I just told her look, Bro, I mean I'm just
gonna pull over to this gas station and call AAA and pretty much the
car stops and bucking the fucking I forgot to put neutral on and shit
I should have put neutral on so I could have taken the car pushed it
to that gas station and call triple A but I bought and I had to take
Uber all the way home and shit. My cousin loaned me like 60 bucks and
it was just horrible. My nigga like the shit was just horrible. Like
I had to my cousin ended up getting a $200 check for those niggas and
shit like that. Then we really didn't talk anymore after that because
she was too scared to get in a car with me. So after that I still
have my job security place. You feel me I lost all the Laker I had I
didn't lose another A weed but I lost all the liquor I had I lost all
the liquor I had and my other like security guard uniforms they were
in the car and then we went somewhere to drop off the car keys and I
was like where's the car at because I need to get into the car to get
the shit out of the car and it's fucking fat next can do it said oh
actually the car's not here it says another location and they wanted
the keys to the car because the insurance paid the car off but the
insurance let these fucking like I'm not racist but I'm Scott said
that the fucking insurance company let those dirty fucking Goombas
keep the car yes and I know my homeboys dad is a mechanic but that
Nick is retarded sometimes. I know that's why his hairline grows
fucked up. But you know I'm saying like the oil pan was fucked up in
a radiator cracked. So I'm like wow. And it really the airbags
disengaged but like I was just like other than that what's wrong with
the car? How's it towboat I was like okay two tires are flat the
radiators cracked. I'm like Okay, get a new radiator get a new oil
pan it's all good two new tires you know saying replace the airbags
fix the windshield you know saying it's not it's not total the engine
wasn't like smash the car wasn't smashed it was still all in working
order near the very end and shit at the scariest fucking part so the
other benefits me opposite the insurance lady kept saying it was told
and I told her I said look, Bro, I make like $100 every week like I
have enough money to get that car thick. So why are you trying to
hold on to it and they said they let the bucking niggas that we got
the car note from now and they paid car note off so the insurance
pays the car note off but they decided to keep the car which is wow
never fuck with infinity I would never fuck with infinity I swear to
god I'll never fuck with you dirty fucking bastard to let those
Mexicans take my car already know someone's driving that shit around
to this day it probably has a shitty car facts but someone's driving
that shit around and I'm angry because okay yeah radiator costs a
shit ton of money oil paint costs a shit ton of money, but a crack
okay yeah and a faulty airbag system but come on we hit a fucking
like, the car went over the bucket Island thing and it hit like a
stop sign or some shit. And basically it didn't knock the whole stop
sign over and the stop sign that didn't get knocked over like fucked
up a whole bunch of shit under the car as I know that Cars are
basically cars or negotiate. Like I saw a Mexican like their car was
so fucked up their whole front bumper was gone and I saw these like
KoolAid jugs in the front. And I'm like, wait, those are all the
that's all the fluid for the internship all that shits made out of
plastic. Like no wonder that shit breaks that shit cracks like Oh, it
was $1,500 plastic jug that held your fucking oil. Wow. No no
radiator just hold water. The radiator all the radiator is some
fucking jug that holds water in your fucking car is also fucking mad.
I'm just like all it is shit like No wonder Mexicans will get under
that I'll put some masking tape over that fucking plastic because
it's plastic. The fog is like damn like these niggas couldn't make
the shit out of 10 or anything else I get it the chemicals get out it
needs to be in plastic but I mean God damn we got bulletproof glass.
Seok niggas can't make a plastic jug that won't break if a car hits
another car doing this shit on purpose they want the shit the crack
so they go have to buy more shit but fucking digress that's neither
here nor there but get over it and then my mom gave me this car she
gave to my uncle because my uncle's a meth head and he gave it back
to her and long story short, it was horrible. I think he have the
Freon out of the fuckin compressor. I had spent over $3,000 fixing
that car and I was making like eight $900 every fucking week bro or
security out on the drive from San Bernardino to Corona. So it's not
like I drove super far. It was just 30 minutes, you know, like 2020
miles, maybe like Oh, they didn't even feel like 20 miles just Get
off at six in the morning and I'd be surrounded by traffic you know
and I know it sounds racist as fuck but every time I look to see who
was driving next to me it would always be a Mexican. Like I play this
game in the car if I saw a white person or a black person instead of
like 20 next kids around me like turn the radio up a little bit
higher awesome yeah, like oh, there's some diversity there there's
some diversity Becca diversity there. Oh, that's this is majority
shit. Let's turn the music down. Oh shit. Oh, that versity Turn it
up. You know, I don't know. turned it up for diversity and turn it
down for majority It was a stupid game I played in my car but it made
me feel at home and that's where I became friends with this nigga
named after you. And after a couple of months of working there, I was
like supervisor for like five months all Spoken like I wouldn't say
the hottest chick but it My personal opinion and her considering her
body and her personality. The only thing that really fucked our
relationship up was that her sister is ugly bitch who wants to
control her life. Like, you know the dig off of Naruto that controls
the puppets or you know, the saucer II or that other nigga conquer Oh
the puppet dig is as the type of nigga her sister is. Her sister is
the puppet master like her sister like fucking put those you know you
remember looking up the mango off of one piece how to niggas powers
is he can make strings shoot inside of you and take you control you
like a puppet that you do fucked up things. That's that's what his
sister that's what her sister is her sister is Don Quixote Doflamingo
but the bitch looks like Shrek. She said she got a base from her dad.
She got her face from the swamp and a bucket down. That's where she
got a face from. That's right. latanya Jackson You're still ugly fat
Brillo pad headed bitch and your sister well tyanna Jackson you still
the most beautiful bitch I was stuck penis said sorry I'll talk to
shit about you sister. But yeah like you know and I was supervisor
for about like five six months and I got I got removed from the post
because black bitch made some shit out but this other black bitch
like Bates shut up together to get rid of me and had that you got let
go because this fucking gay Mexican dude David Antonio call the cops
and shake because this pregnant bitch went over the so it was it was
like some Gotham shit and I'll just had got hooked on the golf show
so I was just like I was just some bullshit I was chillin I was just
like, the security just made it they go watch Netflix it was the
easiest job ever and I actually did actual work so I don't know why
they wanted to remove me all that Mexican died did was invite his gay
boyfriend over suck his dick and then fall asleep at the booth. He
would literally suck it up then going to move he would literally suck
it up and going. So I don't know I don't know what what all that was
about but I had to let it all fucking go and like when when it all
happened and shit and it all went down. I had went to the office to
get another post and they gave me another post and I was trying to
you know, I'm saying I was trying to like, see if I could talk to
somebody who charges like I was doing all this supervisor shit like,
you know, I didn't I didn't do it because I wanted to do it. I
literally did it because the supervisor made me do it. So I told him
I said look man you know, he You're making me do like all this
manager shit for like five months. So like either, you know, I gotta
talk to your boss and see what's up about a promotion because if I
can't get one that I might decide to quit and then she just said that
that niggas not here and that he doesn't really want to talk to
anybody unless he wants to talk to them. So I waited until the office
closed in my car and I just stopped all the tires out of one of the
trucks and drove away and shit. You know, I got fired. I think this
guy told snitched on me. His name's john della Santos. This big, fat
curly head at Rocco's modern life looking motherfucker, but you know
what? I was his boss, and he told me he stole like two or $500 from
his girlfriend's Bob and his girlfriend, his girlfriend's mom was
letting them stay with them. So it means a piece of shit still from
his girlfriend. Then of course he's a piece of shit to snitch on the
negative The gist that I shared a beer with that nigga smoker from
until years job and he was like my right hand man that nigga was like
my star screen so lol only makes sense if I'm negatron and this nigga
Starscream that Starscream always wants to plug negatron over because
our screen wants to be the head they get charged so then they go fuck
be over. He didn't get the promotion they gave to the gay backs can
do I didn't get shit I got fired. And I charged nigga up online I
charged a lot of niggas up online and all stressed out ALS and I
barely became a left driver and I was still donate plasma doing that.
Took a piss and my penis started burning. Then my house burned down
after I took two Bennett drills and two terminals. And my mom was
screaming like she was having a bucket stroke and I just dragged her
out of the house because their shit was on fire. And it was horrible.
It was just horrible. It was hell like shit was hell like after that
tyanna left me basically she said some stupid shit about you have to
have yourself together before we're together and I'm like, bitch,
that's an act of God. Like that's what the fuck you mean? It's not
like I was smoking drugs and got fired from my job like, I got fired
for some bullshit. And then my house burned down like Okay, I get it
what I did with the job. It was my fault. But you literally left me
because I had no house. She wasn't living with me but like, Damn that
you weren't even living with me. Why did you leave me because I had
no house like I really wish I could have lived through her but I
don't think that would have been possible but I just got mad that
That I got left for some shit that I couldn't control and then did
but shut up in a relationship because she would have got back with me
the next morning and I fucking ruined everything by talking shit
about her on Facebook. And I don't know man, you know when you're a
dark girl and your eyes are kinky and you just black as fuck like
some about your pussy man. There's some about your person when you
fuck a bitch like that. You feel that she's Squeezie dick, man. You
have the trip row. It's like, it's like, I was on crack. But I wasn't
really on crack. You feel me? I felt like a crack addict. I felt like
an alcoholic. I felt like a meth head. I felt like one of those
heroin addicts You know, I'm saying I didn't care about her feelings.
I didn't care how I look at it care how I made her look, I just I
want it niggas know like, oh, like, I need this purse you like I was
trying to other niggas to tell Party. No, just get back with me
awesome. I need you shit and this one bitch are a member. I don't
even want to say her name. You know what? That's no this isn't even
her real name. So flora. Flora fucking her baby daddy is a piece of
shit named Joel and all he does is sit at the house and play computer
games and he smokes all her fucking he eats all that food. He doesn't
apply for jobs and shit. Right? Pretty much like Kevin, but before
Kevin like Joel. So he's our baby daddy. And he's a piece of shit.
And she had the nerve to lie on the Facebook comment and say and say
that I left the father of my child and kick them out and I'll Like,
no you didn't know you did it bro. He lives with you bike. He lives
with you. And he fucking I told her I said he lives with you and he
fucking you take care of him and feed him and shit like and you can't
kick him out like I told her I said, Look, you're supposed to be my
friend. You're supposed to convince the girl I want to be with it.
I'm a good guy and shit. And, and all that extra shit. You're
supposed to tell her about how good of an egg I am not tolerated at
all. It's a good thing that she broke up with me. Then she apologized
to me about it like years later, like I was in Alaska, and she was
right before I went to France and she hit me up and she said that she
was sorry for what she did and she understands if I don't ever want
to hear from her again. But that was submitted. shit like I was some
really real shit like the shit was so fucking real that I got so mad
because I'll smell the focus man for like two three years so to have
a motherfucker that was my friend that long and to me beautiful
vegetable pussy that good that I fell in love with I'm thinking
you're my friend you might be a female but you're my friend so you
know I know you're with a piece of shit you know I'm not a piece of
shit I talked to you know the girl I'm with is not a piece of shit
already know her sister was a controlling bitch Knower sister was a
controlling bitch and I wish I could just take it all back and not
say a word not even retaliate to the insults or anything but I let it
go you know saying I apologize. She said she doesn't hold grudges but
every time we talk and I find her on social media she blocks me so
she still feels some type of way. I don't really feel like I'm in
love anymore like I'm a stalker. Like I just let it go. I just
remember her name and her fucking names burned in my fucking mine
tyanna Jackson. Like her pussy was so tight. We fucked about economy
lot But there was one time bro she got on top of me. And she squeezed
my dick inside of her bro and it hurt my big on God It hurt my big
like, if I look at my dick right now. Matter of fact, y'all niggas
can't see me so I can Yep, I can see this spot like I don't know
y'all y'all think this is weird but you ever had someone else's skin
fibers run into your so deep that it like I'm a yellow black nigga so
you know like she was dark spot like dark black so I felt like her
pussy skin fibrous got permanently burned into the tip of my penis.
Awesome like, you know like what a rug burn is but like, I got rug
burned by the pussy but it was a good route for like it felt good. I
think the only person I know that complained about getting rug burned
by Percy was fucking dust. And he was fucking this fine black chick
named Bill. I guess he ruined shit, but you know, it wasn't about all
that doing in shit or getting shit for me. I mean, it was back then.
But that was the most traumatizing moment in my life. And I remember
after my house burned down I'll smoking a lot of alien algae in my
car. I was listening to fucking prusa that fucking rapper. Chance the
Rapper. I was listening to cocoa butter kisses. I couldn't stop
listening to that song. And I'll just sit in my car and I'll cry and
I'll smoke weed. And Red Cross gave us like $500 we got a hotel room
then we couldn't get a refund for the last couple hundred dollars and
then we drove all the way to my cousin's house and stay where it was
just horrible. It was just hell like and then my cousin was
overcharging my mom for rent and food. I didn't know my cousin was
overcharging my mom's food. Now my cousin sold my mom a fridge for
$300 then my mom, fucking No, no, no, my cousin sold my mom a fridge
worth $300 for $800. And, to this day, actually found out from my
other cousin that because it did the shit with the fridge and the
open We're charging my mom for rent shit she's telling everybody that
I burn the house down yeah that's that's actually new news but back
into the story I mean I guess not really story but I guess events of
the past and shit I fucking also traumatized I didn't want to date
anymore because I know I wanted a dark black girl with chinky eyes
but I wasn't ready to have sex or open my heart out to another person
because I I just felt fucking empty like I had a dream I saw this
like tall beautiful dark bitch and she was butt naked in like I was
kissing her like I was just I was like, I was like sauced out in my
dream My God walk up to like five Black bitch not just kiss the bitch
awesome. nega shit not awesome I'm grabbing titties and ass and I'm
not saying trying to rub pussy thirsty nigga kiss a bit like no I
just like grab the bitch by the chin kiss through real quick and she
just looked at me like Alice kissing hose and hose walking away from
me smiling like maybe I should maybe I should follow this nigga is
random motherfucker just kiss me but y'all saying maybe but you feel
me so when this shit happened and that was black chick she was naked
knows a dream and were about to have sex and my ex pops out of
nowhere and pushes the hell out of the way and I wake up from the
dream just crying. All go for the dream crying I think the only other
time I had a dream about her is when went to a bar Some nigga shit
went down and I dropped one of her ex boyfriends because that nigga
tried to like killer or something. And we were all in a bar together.
She told me that she will protect me. And other than that, like I had
to get over it I was I was dating like random black chicks not smugly
with them, but I wouldn't fuck them. And then I had this one
girlfriend named Kiki that kind of was it was it my girlfriend and we
bug and she told me to dinner and I put my deck out but not at all
over. She sucked my deck. And I tried to leave and she said, Oh, no,
you can't leave. You gotta give me some more that. You can't just
leave soppec there again. And I left my phone and my Batman backpack
and a fucking house and it's called me and I had a new phone. And
she's told me that she was moving to San Bernardino and I told her it
was over. I was like Monday guy live out here and you're trying live
out there like a when I told her I live on my mom's like, yo, we
should be together like you know I told her I was mad at her like
because you have to move I'm not gonna stop you from moving but I'm
mad and she wanted to video chat with me and maybe I should have
video chat at where her but now you know and she was a famous black
chick Her name is Mark kisa babers so apparently she was the shit
back in 2015 like she was well world famous like this bitch had a
record label deal. I could tell she had a record label deal because I
can see how broke she was when we first got together. And what
tripped me out was how broke she was when we first got together like
on everything but I don't know that's that's the dark bits that I
should have married because me and her agreed on Megan names her son
she was like I would have a son and and I was like, Yo awesome.
boondock shit awesome. nipissing shit like nah bro like it was just
horrible but like I had to let it all go and then once I did once I
did like it was easier to move on but I can't lie on I fucked a raw
and I'm not at all over but shit like that it felt like all the
stress in the house buyer like was all over ass crack but you know
saying like I felt that nigga heartbreak again and I just kind of
left it alone You know I didn't want to I didn't want to do this
shit. I didn't wanna I didn't want to like jeopardize shit I didn't
want to like risk my heart and and i'm right at the 30 minute mark
for this but you know this is goes to the next part. Basically when
I'm I'm staying in Casa del Sol's apart Middle School my mom after
the house fire after we move out from liberal my cousin and the year
should be 2017 so that's where the next podcast will continue. This
podcast is just like the first podcast before this is origin. This
podcast is origin part two, the podcast before this podcast is origin
part one. So the next podcast that'll finish this story's gonna be
origin part three this is podcast is about all the horrible shit that
I went through the first three to four years that I was living in
California and I really went for some horrible shit dude. Like I went
for some shifts so horrible 30 minutes is not enough to fill it all
up, but fucking for some reason the stupid ass anchor fucking browser
fucking shit says I need to download Yeah yeah, you can use any app
on your computer then upload the file. Wow, that's that's fucking
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